Goverment

Well some of you might think i am getting into politics and stuff, well you can say i am but in a way. I just want to say how sick i am from what they are "driving" us to. I want to share a small story which most probably wont read in the news papers cause its happened to good old me.

A few months ago my mum told me that there is this guy in her faculty that needs someone to design a database for the faculty so i said why not , i will have fun and get some money.

Anyways i started working and when i found the work load was big on me i told a friend to join me as he really wanted the money, and we worked and worked for the last few months on this "big" project , during this month the leaders of this project in the faculty change but they told to keep on working.

To tell you the truth i was very happy with that , as it was my first big programming job in my life and i was going to take lots of money plus i will make a huge program that will be used in one of the biggest faculties in egypt .

Anyways long story short, today they called me for a meeting so i went prepared to answer anything , but they tell me that i must be in a firm so they could accept my program and could pay me. Okay here is the stop sign, if you knew all along , why the hell didnt you tell me from the beginning. And the other thing that even if i am part of a firm , i must submit a pricing list and they will pick the lowest one from all the bids.

WHAT THE HELL, SO YOU TELL ME THAT I MUST BE IN A FIRM AND THEN SUBMIT A BID????

And when i asked why all of this , they told me sorry governmental rules :S:S:S:S

A small information , having a cheap program doesn’t mean having a perfect program.

Now i have tones of papers of work and design , about 300 MB of work on my computer.

What do you think i should do??? I am waiting for your comments

Advices....

This is a nice forward that i got from one of my friends in cairo.

You have 6 minutesThere's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious.
This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far.

Do not keep this message.It must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise.

This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

Good Old Days

Yesterday i was looking around for some papers and guess what i found , lets find out :D:D:D

Can you belive this, thats actually me one day old , he he god i am old :P

Okay i think thats a cute picture :D:D:D

Swim anyone ????

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

He He Motasharid men yomy :P :D

A computer nerd has been born , thats the first computer i ever got, i was 4 years old, and from that day my hands didnt get off the kryboard, come to think of it, 20 years of using computers is like having an early marrige....

A very early one , hope i dont get kids soon :P

Mabrouk galak IBM :P:P:P ( thats not funny isnt it )

For a while belive it or not, i had africano hair style .

Kanet 3'aba mesh sha3r :D

There are lots more, but i wanted to chare these pictures with you , i dont know why but its like connecting myself with who i used to be , when i saw these pictures i felt like i am really missing the child inside of me , the child who used to run around without being worried about what will happen tomorrow , i wish i can be that child again.
i've always heared people saying i wish i can be a child again and i used to think that they are crazy, how can anyone leave the mature people life to be a child again, and now i am saying it myself.
I wish i can be a child again.
Maybe life will be more simple
What do you think???

Facts!!!!!!

Well some of these i already knew.. others i didnt.. thought i'd post it whole..

1) Coca-Cola was originally green.

2) The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3) The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

4) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

6) Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

7) You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

8) It is impossible to lick your elbow.

9) People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

10) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

11) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

12) If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

13) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
i) Spades - King David
ii) Clubs - Alexander the Great,
iii) Hearts - Charlemagne
iv) Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

14) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

15) If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

16) What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

17) Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey

18) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

19) A snail can sleep for three years.

20) All polar bears are left handed.

21) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

22) Butterflies taste with their feet.


23) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

24) In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

25) On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

26) Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

27) Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

28) The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

29) The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

30) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

31) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

32) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

33) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

34) Most lipstick contains fish scales.

35) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

A VERY COOL WEB SITE

I found this web site ( http://www.personaldna.com) its really cool it do a very smart test to your personality and give you the results as a DNA structure, its a bit long but really fun , this is how my personality results are:

Your Personal DNA Report

You are an Animated Leader.

about you

put the mouse on one of the coloed box to tell you which part of DNA is it

You are a Leader

Your solid grounding in the practicalities of life, along with your self-assuredness and your willingness to appreciate new things make you a LEADER.

You're in touch with what is going on around you and adept at remaining down-to-earth and logical.

Although you're detail-oriented, this doesn't mean that you lose the big picture.
You tend to find beauty in form and efficiency, as opposed to finding it in broad-based, abstract concepts.

Never one to pass on an adventure, you're consistently seeking and finding new things, even in your immediate surroundings.

Because of this eagerness to pursue new experiences, you've learned a lot; your attention to detail means that you gain a great deal from your adventures.

The intellectual curiosity that drives you leads you to seek out causes of and reasons behind things.

Your confidence gives you the potential to take your general awareness and channel it into leadership.

You're not set on one way of doing things, and you often have the skills and persistence to find innovative ways of facing challenges.

You are well-attuned to your talents, and can deal with most problems that you face.
You tend to do things on the spur of the moment, not sticking to a set schedule.

If you want to be different:

There's more to life than the practical - take some time to daydream and explore the aesthetic sides of things.

how you relate to others

You are Animated

You are outgoing, comfortable with others, and up for anything, which makes you ANIMATED.
Some people find crowds and parties exhausting, but not you! You are able to be yourself in many situations.

Sometimes it is hard for you to understand why others feel the way they do, but that doesn't stop you from trusting them or having faith that they are good people.

You know the world is complicated and that there is often more than one side to a story, so you are careful not to make judgments about others too hastily.

You would rather experience the world than sit back and observe it—you are not one to sit on the sidelines.

You are an independent thinker and don't get too worried about how others might perceive you—you are not self-conscious about being the active, engaged person that you are.

Although you have a keen understanding of different people's life circumstances, you occasionally have trouble seeing why people get so upset and emotional about things—they should just lighten up and have fun!

In addition to having faith in the world, you have faith in the people around you—you trust others to do the right thing and to be honest.

You tend to do things on the spur of the moment, not sticking to a set schedule.

If you want to be different:

Remember that time alone can be just as fulfilling as time spent with others—take some time for yourself and you might find that there are many things in your inner world that are just as compelling as the world outside your window.

Your open-mindedness about the ways of world gives you an understanding of people's differences, but that knowledge doesn't always translate into sympathy. Don't be afraid to let your trust and understanding influence your feelings.